The trouble is with us human beings is basically we have to rely on words – verbiage, for our communication. Computers have it all over us because they can exchange millions of message in the space of a second. In “Beneath the Planet of the Apes” you have all of these masked beings beaming questions telepathically to their captives, and the captives are over-whelmed by the overload of information, much like a Web site that’s about to Crash. Aware of this fact as I am, I have developed a quite conceise writing style. Pastor Bob Hawland once said of my writings “Every sentence is like a paragraph”. I’ve tried to get away from being so conceise that I’m downright mentally taxing to read. It wouldn’t make my material prime reading for any speed reading class exercise, I’ll tell you. Yet some people have cultivated the art of idle verbiage to a fine art and Governor Christie carried this to new heights last Thursday in his hour and 41 minute press conference where we learned nothing. Christie didn’t introduce one new material fact we didn’t already know. Many of the movies up for the Golden Globe awards are “fact based” this year, covering things that really happened. One is ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ about a money hustler in the nineties. Nobody likes money hustlers like this, but we’ll still vote for them come election day. That’s a strange paradox. Then we have “Twelve Years a Slave”. This is about a Northerner who came down South and was sold into slavery in 1853 and was a slave for twelve years, till Lincoln freed them. It would seem that Blacks in the South who were roaming free must have been viewed as stray Dogs or something, and had to be rounded up and their owners located. They weren’t seen as human beings. Have you ever thought about the fact that countless times when you’ve had “Questions” about the Faith, you are told to be patient and ‘the answer will come in the bye and bye”, just as Martin Luther King spoke of this reality that “We Blacks can be patient no more”. Ironically President Obama spoke of ‘The urgency of NOW” as a justification for his running for President when he did and not waiting for seasoned maturity. Unfortunately I suspect many of the Blacks and dispossessed among us took his words to mean something entirely different. We all had the “audacity” to think that Barock Obama was talking about all of OUR hopes and dreams and needs, that needn’t wait any longer but could and should be dealt with with no more delay. Boy were we in for a big surprise! In the gravity movie, everyone is commenting on how the lady’s hair wasn’t all flying out and fluttering like it would be either under water or in free space with no gravity. Of course women today use a lot of hair spray, and even in space, every hair would be in place.
"You say you want a Revolution - - oh - you mean you're shafted and you're just going around in circles"
"I'd love to change the World - - But I Don"t Know What To Do - - but in the words of the enbittered Heiress- - "I was a Christian for at least twenty years and not even God could change the world, so he should at least let someone else Try"
"Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Kiss, Six, Six, Six, Six, Six - - "
producer: "You with the chop stocks- what are you saying?"
"It's just a plug for my Prophecy Book, Man"
The latest FBI report (frenzied beauro of indecopherables) says "Rapture alert at 9:42 PM Pacific Daylight time "take two" gets under way on the dawn of 10 - 12 -14 in the Big Apple at the meridian nadir.
It looks like the San
Diego Chargers are going to lose today’s football game with the Denver
Broncos. Personally I was never
confident San Diego would get the better of them, and the fourteen to nothing
score for Denver indicates my fears are correct, despite what the media was
saying about how masterful San Diego was against Denver. Now in the morning game on FOX the San Francisco
‘49ers “ajuticated” themselves quite well.
They beat the Carolina Panthers in Carolina 23 to 10. The outcome of this game was seldom in
doubt. But when the score was already 23
to 10 there was a late hit on a Chargers player- - it was more like a fist
fight, actually. Seldom do you see
things more blatant. San Diego was
awarded fifteen yards and a first down because of it. Now we have the case of Alex Rodregus and the
whole blood doping thing. He was given a
161 game suspension, which is just about the entire year, and yet he is
expected to show up as always for Spring Training. It’s just the games that count he’s barred
from. They say it could be a carrier
ending suspension since he’ll be almost forty when he’s ellagable to play again,
and at his age if you let yourself get out of shape, you’re toast. It’s kind of like an unemployed worker. Once he spends a lot of time without pulling
in a pay check his skills deteriorate and he becomes even less employable than
he was before. (Selah)
Before our Opus Magnum here's a little something I cobbled together for those of you who think neither "Milk and Honey" nor "Double Fantasy" has enough good stuff on it to merit buying either of these records as currently constituted. I hope John Lennon is not offended by this compilation.
BETTER FANTASY
Fifteen Rearranged Songs
I'm Stepping Out
Kiss, Kiss, Kiss (Yoco)
Nobody Told Me There's Be Days like This
Starting Over
I'm Losing You
I Don't Wanna Face It
Beautiful Boy
Living On Borrowed Time
Watching the Wheels Go Round
I Am Your Angel (Yoco)
Woman
Let Me Count the Ways (Yoco)
Dear Yoco
Walking On Thin Ice (Yoco)
Grow Old With Me (original recording)
What if you met someone
and found to your utter dismay that they were nothing like the rosey image you
envisioned. Suppose David Gregory had
the honor of interviewing Jesus Christ. The
first question might go something like this.
Dave says, “I’m going to put it to you straight out - - you said that it’s
easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle. This would seem to me to be a scathing
indictment of the rich and a comfort to the many poor people in the land. Is this what you intended”. Jesus answers. “In the first place people assume I wasn’t
human and that I didn’t get pissed at all the needy people out there. Some of them were money grubbing- - or just
desperate and they at times wanted things from me they had no rightful reason
to expect. You know what I mean?” David:
If you say so. Jesus: Of course the parable or image refers to a
cammel’s thread and not a camel. And so
it referred to something that was easier than - - something else. Gregory:
Well you said blessed are the poor for theirs in the kingdom of
heaven. You seemed clearly to be
extending an olive branch to the poor while indicting the rich. Jesus.
That’s the problem with You People.
You liberals are so Stupid that you have to take everything literally,
when clearly certain things in the Bible were never meant to be taken literally
but only with the unction of the interperation of the Holy Spirit. David.
But you said ask, and seek and knock, and to every man who seeks he will
find. Jesus. People use this to justify a man who prays to
God for answers in his life and he thinks the next thing to pop into his mind
IS the answer- - when he could be in hericy territory because he’s
fundamentally ignorant of Church theology, which is always in a state of
primacy. David. But isn’t it the rich who are in love with
money? Jesus. I find that many of the rich have “transcended
their need for money- - but that it’s the poor who always have this vain need
to “Prove themselves” and “Prove their worth” with deeds, in hopes of earning
money. David. Excuse me but I sense an appalling lack of
compassion in these words. I thought you
said in the Sermon on the Mount that the Kingdom of Heaven belonged to the poor
people. Jesus. No. I
didn’t mean literally poor people but people who were Poor in Spirit- - and
again I remind you it’s the rich people who are noted for saying things like “I
am humble” or “It is my humble honor” rather than the poor. David.
I never thought of that. Well let’s
move on then to Violence that the Catholic Church has been involved in for
centuries. People fight and bleed and
die all for some petty religious cause that your Church has waged, and I’m
wondering if you had it to do over again, wouldn’t you take it all back
somehow. Jesus. What would be the point? David.
Sir, with all due respect - - .
Jesus cuts him off. It’s in the
past. It’s done. There’s no going back. David.
But doesn’t this bother you in the least? Jesus - - I feel sad. I am humbled by the valiant way people fight
and bleed and die for a cause.
David. But not enough to do
anything about it. Jesus. Why do you liberals live in the past. You wallow in the past hundred years of
American History and if the truth be known it’s the conservatives that want to
get away from all that- - and move on into the twenty first century with a
fresh approach. David. But aren’t you the God of the second
chance? Jesus responds. Esau wanted a second chance for a blessing
from his father and though he sought it with tears he did not get it. King Saul pleaded for his Kingdom as he
grabbed a hold of Samual’s coat and it ripped and Samuel said “So your kingdom
is ripped from you this day”. Stupid
people like you pull try and pull the same bullshit on me all the time. If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a hundred
times. There are no do-overs in
life. I don’t know who came up with this
theological nonsense. I think it was the
Hindus in India or something who came up with this need for a second
chance. So they came up with the idea of
Reincarnation. David. How do you feel about people who tried to
liberate your own nation of Israel, such as that Bar Kopalah fellow in 135
AD? Jesus. This guy was just out for his own glory and
took credit for everything that happened rather than give ME the honor. Everything he did he profited from, and
people praised him. So I had to make
sure his efforts came to nothing. David. I’m not sure I follow that. David.
But don’t you have compassion for people who are oppressed living in
nations occupied by a foreign power?
Jesus. I am not a heartless
distant so and so. Any more than the
Catholic Church is a bully church. I
bleed for all people who suffer everywhere and my heart goes out to them. But I can’t go interfering in the natural
course of world events. David has a new
topic to inquire about. Some say that
Christians don’t value science and in fact have held it back. Jesus.
The minute it became clear something around the sixteenth century- -
that science was valid- - I was all for it.
But keep in mind I can’t be held accountable for what my subordenates
do. Mankind’s nature is to sin. And only a jackass would somehow demand that
I should take blame for something that is none of my doing. David Gregory. Well all right then. I believe our time is about up. I guess - you’ve been informative.
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